WHALE GROWS ARMS AND MOVES TO LAND
This just in, a whale seemed to get bored of living in the ocean, and moves onto land. Here we have an all exclusive image of this said whale with arms (Balaenoptera Armulus) taken by one of our photographers as it was emerging from the deep blue.
The whale appears to be red because of the setting of the sun. But the arms appear to be much like that of the Western Lowland Gorilla. It appears to move much like one too, except the fact that it drags its tail, much like a seal, as you may be able to envision from the tracks we received as a photograph from the same area.
The middle piece you can see is a constant trail, which we believe to be the tail fins, and the ones on the side appear to be the newly grown Gorilla fists dragging the body. Scientists were baffled by thsi discovery, but emphasize that it is just evolution in the process. Here we have an artists rendering of what it might look like underwater.
It is said that it would use its arms just as a human would underwater, effectively making it a stronger swimmer, despite the lack of fins to assist in balance and speed swimming. As said before, this is said to be a stage in a naturally occurring evolutionary process. Scientists now believe that due to this evolution of the Balaenoptera Armulus, it may evolve into a subspecies of a much larger human, possibly like giants. But this is just a theory. Keep it right here, on my blog for everything on the Whale with Arms.
I will be reviewing this Satire Article
This article actually seems like it could be true because of the persuasive text used in the article. Obviously, it isn't true for a few reasons, one because, humans simply cannot float through the air as if we are made of air. Secondly, anybody who floats through the air, would not treat it as if it happens all the time. If it were to happen all the time, I am sure it would come as a surprise to anybody there. Because he would probably be trying to keep it as a secret. And people only being surprised, Mankind is such a weak species, and many people would probably be screaming, thinking he was getting abducted by aliens or something. But like I said, the article is pretty believable because of the style used in the text. The professionalism of the article is also something to take into account when thinking about this article being true. I could easily see my 9 year old, gullible self believing this if I had read it on the right occasion. But, it is just simply impossible for a human to just float skyward with next to no resistance from gravity.
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